CAT QUOTES III

quotations about cats

Cats invented self-esteem.

ERMA BOMBECK

attributed, The Cat Fanatic


The self-esteem of a cat is extraordinary.

CHRISTIAN MORGENSTERN

Levels


Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

JOSEPH WOOD KRUTCH

The Twelve Seasons


A cat is not merely diverted by everything that moves, but is convinced that all nature is occupied exclusively with catering to her diversion.

FRANÇOIS AUGUSTE PARADIS DE MONCRIF

attributed, The Fireside Sphinx


The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

DOUG LARSON

Reader's Digest, vol. 136


The naming of cats is a difficult matter;
It isn't just one of your holiday games.
You may think at first, I'm as mad as a hatter
When I tell you a cat must have three different names.

T. S. ELIOT

Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats


Cats are like guests you're never sure of and are always trying to please.

MARY WELLS LAWRENCE

A Big Life in Advertising


Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.

MIGUEL DE CERVANTES

Don Quixote


A cat is not merely diverted by everything that moves, but is convinced that all nature is occupied exclusively with catering to her diversion.

FRANCOIS AUGUSTE PARADIS DE MONCRIF

attributed, The Fireside Sphinx


Cats are like the French: meals are very important to them, and they want to savor the experience without interruptions.

KIM CAMPBELL THORNTON

Your New Cat


Cats are like Baptists. You know they raise hell, but you can never catch them at it.

JAMES PATTERSON

Cat & Mouse


Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.

JOSEPH WOOD KRUTCH

The Twelve Seasons


Mystery has always shrouded the feline. The cat is a powerful, agile hunter moving silently through the night, stalking its prey; or a calculating thinker that has incredible patience when setting its trap, yet is impatient with unwanted acts of affection from humans. The cat is a creature of great beauty, defying gravity with athletic feats and supreme acts of grace. From the ancient Egyptians to the Shakespearian era and into modern times legends of the cat have grown into extraordinary myths.

ALEXANDRA POWE ALLRED

Cat's Most Wanted


One feels so immensely flattered when chosen by a discriminating cat, for it is an affection which can only be won by merit, and never bought. A dog will love any wreck of humanity who chances to own him, but one needs to be self-respecting to earn the love of a cat. Pussies show their regard in such dignified little ways. When you open the hall door your cat will come half way down stairs to meet you, and will then turn and walk up before you with tail erect, and you feel as heartily welcome as though a dog had jumped all over you and knocked your hat off in the exuberance of his greeting. You notice cats never follow, never even walk by your side--they precede by a sort of divine right.

KATE A. HALL

"Cat Farming in California"


Cats are like lesbians. They are creatures of narrow habit about which men can only glimpse the silken machinery of their minds.

KINKY FRIEDMAN

Spanking Watson


If dogs are like high school, cats are like a really tough Ph.D. program.

SIOBHAN ADCOCK

30 Things Everyone Should Know How to Do Before Turning 30


Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reason.

ROBERTSON DAVIES

"mehitabel"


Black cat come visit me, I don't care what people say
I saw your hazel eyes, sparkling in the moonlight
Black cat one day things will change, I'm gonna wipe away your bad name
My friend tells me you're no good, and I say hey I'm not afraid

ZIGGY MARLEY

"Black Cat", Love Is My Religion


Cat said, "I am not a friend, and I am not a servant. I am the Cat who walks by himself."

RUDYARD KIPLING

Just So Stories


Cats are like supermodels; they want you to please them.

EMILY YOFFE

What the Dog Did